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"I swear, my car changed colors under the sunlight. Now, it's a beautiful shade of rust that wasn't mentioned on the spec sheet. Truly magical!"

- Alex Doe

"The only thing better than the car's mileage is its ability to spontaneously grow fungi under the seats. It's like having a pet!"

- Jamie Smith

"I didn't choose the car. The car chose me... and then left me stranded on the highway three times in a month. We're inseparable!"

- Casey Rebel